she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
i think im in europe. pls send help
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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