so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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