You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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