We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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