did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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