OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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