Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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