I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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