We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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