Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Randomize
