so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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