I swear she didn't look like that last week.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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