I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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