I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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