Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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