This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
only you would photoshop your dick
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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