yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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