Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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