You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
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