Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
COCAINE IS GR8
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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