Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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