whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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