One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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