Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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