went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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