It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Dick very happy bro
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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