my soul wont recognize me after tonight
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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