do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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