what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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