you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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