this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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