Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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