We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
My hand turned me down
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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