hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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