your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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