Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
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