and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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