so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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