Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
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