I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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