Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
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