at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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