is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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