Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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