I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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