we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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