who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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