now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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