Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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