We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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